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Saturday, June 02, 2007

Sam!!!! I FOUND THIS PICTURE.



WHO IS THIS BROWN PERSON YOU ARE HOLDING?!

I only feel anger, bitterness, and betrayal. How could you, Sam?!

I wrote this to express my feelings:

my heart... is dying
the tears, they fall
blackness
blackness
you will pay
for what you did
come back to me
or I will...
make you
SAM


Sunday, April 22, 2007

I just died.

Sam has broken my heart. Now all I have left is death. Maybe some day Sam and I will be together in death. If that's the only way it will work, then I will wait the day...

I wish our graves are right next to each other, Sam. I bought a plot in a graveyard for us. We can even share a grave stone.

Sam...


Saturday, December 02, 2006

=(

I heard rumors that my Sammy was dirty dancing with another man. =(

Sam, you will always have a special place in my heart... please come back to me. =( Just make sure you take a shower first.


Sunday, March 26, 2006

I SAM SAM!!!

SAM!!!! LET'S DO THE HUSTLE!!!

Sam loves me!!!! Sam is sleeping next to me!!! Sam!! I SAM SAM!!!


Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Woe is ME!!!

Sam divorced me on Facebook.

WOE IS MEEEEEEE, WOE IS MEEEEEE.

SAM PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!

I catch you with someone else, Sam, and I'll chop your belly off!!!!!!



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